an eye doctor in a third world country

ON OUR WAY TO BADIAN FOR A SUMMER VACATION FINALE

as a fitting good bye to the summer sun,
our family decided to go to the town of Badian,
a 3 hour ride from the City
to have a vacation finale for the year.

we passed by the town of Naga to eat
and take a leak for the long journey ahead.
we spot this sign at the St. Francis Square in NAga.

in Barili, we saw this spaceship roof on a house on top of a hill.
it's like waiting for SS Enterprise to arrive and
ready to wine and dine the whole Star Trek crew.

a funny name for a school,
"yu tink im crazy, huh?"

at last we reach the 203 km mark,
just very near to our destination.

here we are at last,
but we have to travel 1.8 kms more
of smooth asphalted road.

the candle tree lined entrance to our cottage.

the lonely cottage at the end of the breakwater,
the sand was powder white, the water was warm.

the infinity pool, from where you can view
the Tanon Strait and clearly see the Negros Island.

a happy family in Badian
where to go next year?
we're open to suggestions.

ELECTION DAY FIESTA

Fiesta and elections in the Philippines are synonymous.
The only difference is the patron,
in fiestas, you have a saint for a patron,
in elections, you have glorified crocs and pigs in the altar.
And the winners, all belong to one zoo.
We, monkeys, deserves the punishment.
Whip it hard and hot !

Durian Country Collection

usa ka isla nga naay water slide,
ug water slide ra jud.
maagi-an ni nga isla padong sa Pearl Farm.
bright jud ang nag-mugna aning kalingawana.
murag ma M-I-L-O, MUMU man ta aning hitabo-a.
pastilanan, onli in da pinas!
pag-ka way lingaw!

if you have money, you can drink,
if no money, no drink.
no money, no utang, no drink.
looy pud!

ihaw sa tagawg, gi-sugba.
ihaw sa bisdak, gi-luglugan ug ulo.
in aderwords, kaduha ka ihawa.
bai-da-way,
HILO sa tagawg, na-lipong pa
HILO sa bisdak, namatay na!
bai-da-way pa jud,
Langgam sa tagawg, nag-kamang pa
Langgam sa bisdak kay nag-lupad na!
pastilan.
didiketid ni YOYOY,
maayong pag-panaw kanimo bisdak idol.

dapit sa uwa-aw nga dalan,
padong ni sa Eden Park,
man-limbawt imong balhibo sa tingkoy, apil ang sa ilok
kay murag naa sa horror movie,
basig naa unya'y mu-babay nga mga bata
nga nag-lutaw lutaw sa hangin.

say "SEX".....

hunawanan sa kamot sa mga customer nga ni-kaon ug Durian
sa may Magsaysay Park.

CONTINUOUS CONTINUOUSLY

Ang paning-kamot sa usa ka uud sa sulod sa prutas nga kaimito

ni-gimaw,

mi- guho,

mi-ok-ok,

mi-tighaya,

ug mi-panaw.....

ang uud.....

JOKE TIME NA!

Usa ka bisaya miadto sa Manila
BISAYA: Pabili nga ng lemoncito.
TINDERA: Anong lemoncito?
BISAYA: Lemoncito gud.. kanang maliit na buongon!

TEACHER: give me a tag question class.
PUPIL: My teacher is very nice and caring, isn't she?
TEACHER: Very good! binisay-a kuno dong.
PUPIL: Ang akong maestra buutan ug mapinanggaon, wa sya mabuang?

BANA: Day, kung unsa gani mahitabo human sa operasyon ayaw pasagdi atong mga anak ha? i love you day....
ASAWA: hilom dinha! ka OA nimo walay namatay sa TULI oy!......PISOTA KA!......... ....

APO : bilib jud ko sa imo lo. hantud karon sweetheart ug honey ang tawag nimo kang lola!
LOLO: ayaw pag saba dinha. teknik na! nakalimot ko sa ngalan sa imong lola.......

JUAN: birthday sa akong asawa gahapon pre.
PEDRO: unsa imong gift?
JUAN: ask ko unsa iyang gusto.
PEDRO: unsa man giingon?
JUAN: bisan unsa daw basta naa DIAMOND.
PEDRO: unsa imong gihatag?
JUAN: BARAHA!!!!!

HOLDUPPER: tulis ni! tanang babae rape-pon
GIRL: maluoy mo ayaw lang intawon i-apil ang akong lola kay tiguwang na!
LOLA: HOY! HILOM APO ! tanan gani tanan jud na....

AMO: day murag nidako lagi nang tiyan nimo?
MAID: kanser bya ni maam.
AMO: ha?! unsa naa kay cancer?
MAID: wa oi,! kang sir ni bah.....!

CLIENT: sir, mag ilis ta kog apelyedo.
JUDGE: mahal raba na, gawas lang kung balihon.
CLIENT: di ko sir, samot kamaot!
JUDGE: unsa diay imong apilyedo?
CLIENT: LOBOT!

On the way to paradise ....... one could not escape the signs of the times.

the best election slogan so far.
SUN (for mayor) is INDAY MALOU's
(for vice mayor & incumbent mayor) Japanese son.
The last line refers to the first letter of the
names of councilors in their ticket.
bright di ba?

for the glory of money!

we're not only tourists,
were shoppers too!

alipins and timawas are not allowed to buy here,
for donya's only!

i would'nt vote for a worm nor a farm pest....
sorry joke lang! basig kaila mo ani niya.

an election slogan in paradise.
you cannot escape politicians,
they're everywhere!

they practise segregation in paradise,
i dont know in hell.

showing to the world our oceans diversity.

what has she done?
did she break your heart or your bone?

smokers are not welcome in paradise
but nudies are.

even to the highest bidder????

Island in Paradise

We spent the Holy Week in this paradise.
The whitest sand and the coolest water
recharged our weary brain and weakened muscles.
Wishing everyday would be like this.
Ahhh, life is not what we choose.
And yes, there are nudies in the island.