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Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery:

Oops!
Has anyone seen my watch?
That was some party last night. I can't remember when I've been that drunk.
Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
Well this book doesn't say that... What edition is your manual?
OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Come back with that! Bad Dog!
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie
If I can just remember how they did this on ER last week.
Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
Damn, there go the lights again...
Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of 'em.
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
Steril, shcmeril. The floor's clean, right?
What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change!
What do you mean, he's not insured?
This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
What do you mean "You want a divorce"!
I don't know what it is, but hurry up and pack it in ice.
Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "Bay Watch"
That laughing gas stuff is pretty cool. Can I have some more of that?
Hey Charlie, unzip the bag on that one, he's still moving.
Did the doctor know he would look like that afterwards?
Of course I've performed this operation before, Nurse!
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

Daddy Day

To celebrate Daddy's Day, we went to a privately owned beach in Sogod to spend the night last Saturday. The beach house was so serene and nicely furnished (javanese, designed by archt maxwell espina) that we wished we could own such a property in the future (dream big, its free). We pretended that we own the whole house, we jump in the jacuzzi, my son had a blast in the beach, swimming and diving off the platform.
We ate Chicken Bisaya Tinola and Adobo for dinner and freshly caught danggit and parrot fish (the fisherman got it a few meters from where we were swimming) as lunch.
Daddy had a blast of a day and that's what matters. And my son was asking, when is Son's Day, so that we can comeback here and celebrate his day too.

Asa di ay ang ?

vice mayor? balay sa mayor?
maka-riribug.
si bamboo ra jud klaro diri.
pag tsur oi.

Sex starve tricycle

hasta tricycle, nag-apil apil sa igat-igat.

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TEMPURA

Lami, atty?
I-saw-saw pa, para mapun-an ang nagsagul-sagul nga laway!

WAY LABOT

Di na jud ma-bangbang ang kahakug sa mga tawo,
pataka na lang ug pangangkon!

MOTORNAP!

Nag-pabunyag na jud si motor!

DRIVER LOVER

no drive, no pay?

BREAKFAST

Ang dili mo-patuo,
maka-pamahaw ug fried eggs and hotdogs!

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Medical & Cataract Mission in the Land of the Brown Cowboys

ang ning-sponsor ni nga congresswoman didto,
limot ko iya name, hehehehe, sorry po.

human mi opera 2:oo AM, pero daghan lang gihapon ang nag-huwat,
namasin nga mudungag pami ug opera.

hangyo tawn mi nga kapoy ug duka na kaayo.

malooy pud sila namong pobreng mga rotgudch.

kay ang barko nga amo gi-sakyan sa Coast Guard man,
medyo hinay ug gamay, ang uban sa helipad na lang nanga-tulog.
pwerte ra bang tug-nawa, swerte ang naay dalang fafa.
ubay-ubay sad ang mga doctor ur nurses nga nikuyog
ani nga mission didto sa Pio Corpuz.
ang uban serbisyo, ang uban kuyog-baboy.
mga 150 kabuok, unya ang barko, capacity kay 100 ra.
overloaded, pero bibo.

dili man ka-dunggo ang barko kay mabaw ra ang pier,
nisakay na pud mi ug rubber boat padung sa banca
(dili pa sa baybayon), pwerte ra bang bawra.
Igo jud nga mabasa ka, kay gamay kaayo ang rubber boat,
mga kadaghan ka balik-balik una ra mi nahurot ug adto sa banca.
grabeh, nga adventure!

dili nato ika-limud nga medyo init ang pulitika sa Masbate,
politico amo sponsor,so medyo kulba.
gi-pabantayan tawn mi ug mga sundalo with M16.
(naka-hinumdum noon ko ni Budoy ug sa iyang kanta nga M16,
ratatataatataaat, ana-ay koy anak nga
si baby armalite....ratatatatatatatatat)

gikan sa rubber boat, sakay napud ug banca para adto na sa pier.
latay pa ta ug kawayan sa dili paka ka-tunob ug cemento.
kung matakin-as ka, basa ka apil imo panty.
serena ko !

sige mga ka-berks!
latay tawn ug tarung kay
ma M-O-M-O milo jud mu dha!

diri namo gi-buhat amo surgery, ilawom sa school stage.
kung mu- taob ang dagat, mosulod ang tubig.
puro mi improvise, hasta butanganan sa IV fluid kahoy,
OR table kay para sa pa-nganakay.
ang importante nga ni-serbisyo ta sa uban,
bahalag lisud-lisud basta lipay.




pwerteng alimoota, ang ilang aircon dili ka dala sa ka-init.
and we have to wear mo-moh gowns to keep sterile.
pero posing lang gihapon bisag gi-saput si Dr. Sanchez of CCMC
kay lihok kaayo pasyente.

sa sawg mi sa barko mi higda,
kebs ang mga hagok nga mura ug time bomb!

My Son and Budoy

Pwerte nakong kuganga pag-abot nako sa balay sa akong uga-ngan
nga ang dagway ni Budoy akong nasugatan.
Kinsa goy tawng mag-dahum nga masa-ag ning aliena sa amo.
Smol tym ra gud ta, naka- big time na gud ni siya.
Bisita di ay siya sa akong brod n law kay ang iyang uyab
(Haponesa Nga Gwapa, true ni ha! dili showbiz)
iya mang amiga.
Birthday man gud to niya
(sa akong brod n law ba, dili sa Haponesa).
Lahi ra jud ning tawhana sa personal kay pwerteng hilumuna or
dili ba kaha kami maoy saba-an.
Naay lang koy gamay kahi-ubus ani niya kay bisag
dili ni siya mag-helmet nga magdala sa iyang motorbike,
dili jud siya dakpon sa CITOM o sa TEDMAN (TEAM na d i na
karon kay Jonas na man ang mayor). Kay wa kunoy sukod sa helmet nga sakto niya.
Gi-apil man sad ug sukod iya pudong, amewh!
Anyways, lipay pud ko nga nahimamat ni nako nga alien kay IDOL man sad ni nako.
Sugod pa sa cable TV pa siya nagpatik-patik sa iyang ka sipat, mahimo-ut na man ko sa iyang mga pasi-aw.
Kay karon, gibiya-an na man ta ni Yoyoy,
siya maoy akong gi-isip nga gitugahan sa bakanteng trono
sa BISDAK ICON.
Go Budoy !

Cataract Mission in Danao City

with this group, the DOH and TZU CHI sponsored the surgery,
to benefit the poor cataract blind patients in Danao City, the Durano Country.

the anxious and eager faces of waiting patients for surgery.
unsa kaha naa sa ilang huna-huna noh?
sekreto para bibo.... shhhh...

dr. mel, the princess from CDUH,
doing her surgery to the tune of
80's favorite "Sex on the Beach"

the hard part of the surgery was
how to cling your bottoms to the
always sliding foam on a spinning chair and
to keep your feet off from hanging.

exposed feet and sexy 'tuhod',
the manoys are wearing skirt.

the good hands at work !

Crispy Bee

i want to eat my beehon!

Wanna ride my bike?

buy me my bictycles?

Looking for Love

my love is for business only.

Langaw sa Operating Room

way problema, basta ang langaw naka-scrub suit.

Balut Chronicle

American Hypocrisy or Ultimate Ignorance of TB

DENVER - An Atlanta attorney quarantined with a dangerous strain of tuberculosis apologized to his fellow plane passengers in an interview aired Friday, and insisted he was told he wasn't contagious or a threat to anyone.

"I've lived in this state of constant fear and anxiety and exhaustion for a week now, and to think that someone else is now feeling that, I wouldn't want anyone to feel that way. It's awful," Andrew Speaker told ABC's "Good Morning America" from his hospital room in Denver.

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