Actual Sentences Found in Patient's Medical Charts writen by MD's

(Yikes!, Maka-uwaw. Got this from my Intern's page.)

1. Patient has chest pain if she lies
on her left side for over a year.

2. On the second day the knee was
better, and on the third day it

3. She has no rigors or shaking chills,
but her husband states she was very hot
in bed last night.

4. The patient is tearful and crying
constantly. She also appears to be

5. The patient has been depressed since
she began seeing me in 1993.

6. Discharge Status : Alive but without

7. The patient refused autopsy.

8. The patient has no previous history
of suicides.

9. She is numb from her toes down.

10. While in ER, she was examined, X-
rated and sent home.

11. The skin was moist and dry.

12. Occasional, constant , infrequent

12. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

14. Rectal examination revealed a
normal size thyroid.

15. She stated that she had been
constipated for most of her life, until
she got a divorce.

16. The lab test indicated abnormal
lover function.

17. The patient was to have a bowel
resection. However, he took a job as a
stockbroker instead.

18. Skin: somewhat pale but present.

19. Patient has two teenage children,
but no abnormalities.

Evolution of CT Scan?

1."Dok, saan po ba ang Siete Scan?"

2."Dok saan po ba ang magpapa-CT

3."Dok, saan po ba ang CT Scalp?"

4."Dok, saan po ang CT Scam?"